It’s a soul-wrenching three minutes as poor Justin attempts to get the attention of his beloved: “You should pick the guy that makes you happy, make you fly in style and pick the one that’s got swagger.” Gosh, will the classy Canadian pipsqueak ever find true love? Like, he’s already 15—time is tickin’!!
Get the riot started early by hopping below and feasting your ears on Justin as he implores “Pick Me.”
Wow. That’s almost as heartfelt as when 13-year-old JoJo lamented “I gave up everything I had, on something that just wouldn’t last” on “Get Out (Leave).”
And it is probably best to just pick Justin, ladies. After all, he’s been known to employ the services of Hollywood asskicker Chuck Norris—or at least front like he has—when he wants something really badly.
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