British comedian Russell Brand wishes there were public sex competitions so that he could show off his sexual prowess.  Read what other nasty things Russell had to say below.

Russell Brand, who is currently dating singer Katy Perry, said he has always tried to be really good at sex because he isn’t good at any other athletic sports.

When Brand was questioned if he used sex as some sort of self-validation, he said: “Especially, because I’m not good at any sport. It’s a pity there’s not some forum where you can do it publicly.”

Russell compared his sexual experiences with many women to be a form of “grooming”.

Russell, 34, then added: “When Britney Spears was on the MTV Video Music Awards with me, between takes, hair and make-up people would come over.

“We didn’t need hair or make-up, it was just like monkeys comforting us, grooming us in a primal way, and I think a lot of my liaisons were just like that, grooming.”

Brand said he is very jealous of the way women have orgasms and it is intimidating.

He added: “It’s a bit frightening, this transformative quality, an orgasm in women. I imagine that it looks better than the miserable squirt men issue.

“It seems different, though, when there’s an emotional element transcendent.”

Do you guys want to see Russell Brand competing in a sex competition? We’d rather not.

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