Just when you thought you were done with the Rock of Love Bus it’s reunion show time. Everyone seems to have made it back for the reunion show, including the entirety of the blondtourage and perhaps most excitingly, DJ Lady Tribe. Seeing that this was a season of drama, back-stabbing, shocking decisions, and lots of smack talking, this reunion could definitely be very interesting.
Of course, like most Mindy fans, I’m hoping for a Bret Michaels Bachelor style switcharoo at the reunion. Be a man and admit you chose the wrong lady Bret! Unlike Jason Mesnick, America will love you for doing so. And, double bonus, you’ll end up with a woman you might actually have a chance at a real relationship with. Seriously, think about it Bret Michaels.
As all VH1 Reality Reunion shows are, the Rock of Love BusReunion will be hosted by Riki Rachtman. Riki will be serving as tonight’s emcee and calling up memorable girls to discuss their time on Rock Of Love Bus myself, would prefer that Big John emcee the Reunion and share the tidbits only heknows…maybe it’ll happen on Of Love Bus Four.
The first girl to be called to the stage is the spiritual, belly-dancing, celibate Constantina. Constanina, of course, is wearing some sort of bejeweled dot where her third eye is located. She also bejewels Bret’s third eye, which he doesn’t seem to use often, as it is covered by his trademark bandanna. The only reason Riki called Constantina up is to ask about her strange vow of celibacy. When asked if she’s still celibate, Constanina says quite to the contrary, she’s actually married now. After shimmying off the Rock of Love Bus tour Constantina met a great guy and was married onChristmas Eve by the Naked Cowboy. Now that is one spiritual ceremony. Turns out Constanina isn’t the only woman who found love after being rejected by Bret. Two other women were engaged and married after leaving tour and one is already pregnant.
The next girls to be called to the stage are the resident alcoholics Of Rock Love Bus:Marcia, Gia, and DJ Lady Tribe. Dear god, I forgot how much I missed the train wreck of silicone and bad weave that is DJ Lady Tribe. Oh how I wish Bret could have kept you around for just one or two more episodes. When asked about their hard partying onthe road, Marcia Brazil says she doesn’t regret anything about her drunken ways on Rock Of Lebus”I was real, I was honest, I was myself, I was true…and I did drink a lot.” Riki asks the girls if in all seriousness, any of themrealized they had a problem with alcohol after watching themselves on Rock of Love Bus. Gia has completelystopped drinking since Rock Of Love Busand is two months sober. DJ Lady Tribe also went to rehab after her time on the bus and says she is doing well and learned to be sober. Of course, DJ Lady Tribe slurs this…so who knows.
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