Lady Gaga’s holiday-themed Gaga’s Workshop opened today at Barney’s New York, and the store is a little monster’s fantasyland of Gagafied goodies, from candy to candles to leather jackets and beyond. Of course, we put an emphasis on “fantasy”, because they’ve got to be dreaming if they think any normal person can afford (or would even want) most of the bonkers items for sale. It was a difficult task, but we’ve rounded up the Top 10 most ridiculous products at the Workshop, with the list of items ascending in price (and overall ridiculousness).
#10. Motorcycle Gaga Ornament
WTF?: As one of the cheapest items in the store, we’re betting Gaga’s workshop will sell a ton of these. That doesn’t mean they aren’t hideous.
#9. Measuring Tape
WTF?: Why would you need this product? Why would they even sell this? Who requires tape measure this expensive or fashionable looking?
WTF?: This stocking would be laughed off the mantel by the other stockings.
#7. Magnetic Greeting Cards
WTF?: No, this set doesn’t come with 6, 500 cards. Just six. They’re suggesting you buy six greeting cards for $65. They’re not made out of solid gold, either.
#6. Little Monster Toys
WTF?: Is this what Gaga thinks her fans look like? We’ll stick with the similar but much more affordable Ugly Dolls.
#5. Chocolate Gaga Shoe Cookie
WTF?: What’s more ridiculous than a $15 cookie? How about a $95 cookie?
#4. Gold Press-On Nails
WTF?: I spy with my little eye on these press-on nails: a gun, the statue of liberty, a unicorn, the Empire State Building, and a whole lot of tacky.
#3. Lace Sunglasses
WTF?: These would actually be pretty cool, if only you could actually see through them.
#2. Gaga Bust Candle
WTF?: Clearly spending nearly $400 on a candle is worth it as this particular candle “is designed to weep wax tears when lit.” Creepy and overpriced!
#1. Swarovski Tea Cup
WTF?: Tea for two, and two for tea? Not unless you shell out some serious cash for a couple of these diamond-encrusted teacups. Just make sure if you act like Gaga and schlep this expensive piece of silverware around town, you don’t drop it.
There are so, so many more ridiculous things for sale at Gaga’s Workshop. Go take a look for yourself!
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