John Mayer is on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone and gives way too much information on his sex life and break-up with Jennifer Aniston. Read more on what John had to say below.
John Mayer admits that he isn’t happy with how things ended with actress Jennifer Aniston. “I’ve never really gotten over it,” he tells Rolling Stone. “It was one of the worst times of my life.”
“I’m the asshole,” he says. “I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal.”
Mayer says he doesn’t want to move on to a new relationship but is instead stuck on the girls he has already dated.
“All I want to do now is f— the girls I’ve already f—ed, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them,” he says. “I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”
Even though girls throw themselves at him, Mayer says Jennifer Aniston still pops into his head.
“I met a girl one time in Vegas. Her name was Dimples, and the ’s’ in Dimples was adollar sign,” he tells Rolling Stone. “I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I’ve had relationships with. I still feel like I’m with them, in the sense that if I f—ed Dimples, what does that say about someone like Jen? I feel like it’s all connected. How could I ever cosmically relate these two people?”
He adds: “What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f—ing fantastic, if I said to her, ‘I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny,’ and then I see myself f***ing Dimples? What does that say for my case?”
Mayer reveals his sex life has become an endless cycle of new girls rejecting him in clubs saying, ”Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”.
Mayer says he still enjoys his late-night weed-and-video-game sessions, but really wants to find a girlfriend. But John says he is after, “the Joshua Tree of vaginas.” “I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing,” he says. “Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it.”
After reading his interview with Rolling Stone, John took to his Twitter account and wrote: “Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I’m still not sure if I would want to hang out with me.”
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