Meanwhile, I can’t wait for John Mayer’s next single of mild protestation, which I’m pretty sure is going to be called “Who Says (I Can’t Tell Someone Working A Red Carpet That I’m Going To Forcefully Sodomize Her Editor For Making Ask Me Admittedly Inane Questions About Obama’s Nobel Prize And Mustaches)” after his red-carpet chat with a New York gossip stringer last night. That’s what I get for calling people who I don’t know nice, I guess! [NYM]

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