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Happy Justice For ‘Bionic’ Day, Bobbleheads: Here Are 10 Ways To Celebrate

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Well, folks, it’s November 11, and you know what that means. ARTPOP is in stores, Lady Gaga has been granted the powers of space travel and Perez Hilton‘s blog still gets more traffic than yours does. The world remains a cruel and unjust place.

Luckily, this isn’t just another “Monday Morning” (ahem) — it’s the day we’ve all been training for, all these long months. Yes, it’s Justice For Bionic Day, the long-heralded revolution where Christina Aguilera‘s fighters will rise up and take what’s theirs, demanding that Aguilera’s much-derided 2010 album Bionic gets the attention it so sorely deserves.

For more on the cause, check out my original post — but if you’re already up to date on the important political movement, here are 10 easy ways to bring justice back to pop.

1. Have some sex for breakfast!

As many fans have noted, it’s the most important meal of the day — and in Aguilera’s world, you don’t even need a plate, just your face-ha.

2. Paint your nails!

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Forget “MANiCURE” and get yourself a nice Bionic manicure.

3. Make signs to paper up around your neighborhood!

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4. Refuse to let the clothes wear you!

5. Have a snack!

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6. Give the Bionic treatment to some other deserving pop releases!

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(Thanks, Bobby Finger.)

7. Desnudate! (That means “get naked.”)

It doesn’t really matter if you like it naughty or nice.

8. Peruse the #lotuspromo tag on Instagram!

9. Dye your hair!

10. Buy Bionic on iTunes. 

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It’s a global phenomenon.

Get an eyeful of even more pop music coverage, from artist interviews to exclusive performances, on Idolator’s YouTube channel.

 

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