Pop fanatics, Cody Simpson is 17 now, which means the Aussie heartthrob will make not-so-subtle lyrical euphemisms about his penis being an elongated piece of athletic equipment whenever he damn well pleases. Take, for instance, his new single, “Surfboard.” Sure, Cody might be lifting a page right out of the Beyonce playbook when it comes to referring to sex in song, but why not strike while the long, sleek iron is hot an bothered?
In the music video, Cody makes his play for getting his girl (in this case, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Gigi Hadid) to sit up on his big wooden board while some other ladies bump in grind in a pool of water. It’s okay, though — Hadid and Simpson are a real-life couple. So go ahead and ride it till the board breaks in two, kids. But, um, just don’t spring a leak.
Watch Cody’s “Surfboard” video above. Cold shower afterward not included.
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