There was nothing about Mariah Carey‘s performance on Good Morning America this morning that went according to plan — and yet, somehow, it’s probably her greatest appearance ever. Such is the way with Mariah Carey, a walking camp classic, the diva to end all divas.

As Mimi, joined by her collaborator Miguel, took the stage, everything seemed to go horribly wrong, and perfectly right. 

Some noteworthy highlights:

1. She said, “Shit,” then covered badly by saying, “I said ‘Shoot.’” No you didn’t!
2. She explained that she gets up at this hour (it was very early), and then said, “I don’t mean I wake up, I mean I go to sleep. It’s kinda the same thing for me.” Which, really, what does that mean? What does that even mean, Mariah? Do you know? Does anyone?
3. Her dress popped open in the back.
4. “I love you, Donatella, but it popped, darling.”
5. “I just wanted to change the ensemb.”
6. “Both of them are out now.” (She was talking about her breasts.)
7. “What should we call this — the Central Park Saga?”
8. “It seems like it’s several moments. It seems like a YouTube moment. Possibly Spotify, even.” (Does Mariah Carey know what Spotify is?)
9. The audio was terrible in the performance, so both Mariah and Miguel sounded kind of awful.
10. It didn’t matter.

Watch the rest of the footage — a medley of her hits and some great interview chatter, including the above — below.

[via Gawker]

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Haven’t heard of Katy Tiz just yet? You will soon.

This month, tHe up-and-coming British pop princess released her smashing party anthem just in time for summer: “Red Cup,” produced by almighty hitmaker RedOne.

It’s got all the makings of a certified RedOne smash: Blazing synthesizers, a hooky chorus and chants galore, like the best stuff from J. Lo‘s Love? and Lady Gaga‘s debut. But it’s not your typical YOLO-inspired club cut — this one’s dedicated to forgetting your troubles! “One shot if you’re friends are fake/two shots for the bad mistakes/three shots, let’s celebrate,” Tiz cries. Don’t sit at home and mope: Get out on the floor and drown your sorrows with Miss Tiz!

Now, Katy wants you to join in on the party.

Katy’s giving away one major party pack, including a poster, a red cup party pack and a $100 iTunes Gift Card. Plus, three runner-ups will receive a $50 iTunes gift card. Want to win? Here’s how:

1.) Head to Idolator’s Facebook page and click on “Red Cup Giveaway.”
2.) Click “Click Here To Begin” and fill out the form.

The contest will run until June 1, so make sure to enter now!

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Hey, Rowland Stones! (Did you know that’s what Kelly Rowland calls her fans? Isn’t that the most amazing thing in the entire world? Forget all those obvious fanbase monikers like “Little Monsters” and “Lovatics” — 2013 is all about the Rowland Stones.) There’s good news and bad news: The good news is that K-Row is headed to the judges’ panel on The X Factor, where she’ll be providing “Kisses Down Low” glamour on a whole new platform; the bad news is that her new judging gig will force the songbird to cancel her upcoming tour with The-Dream. 

While five shows will still proceed as planned, a number of stops have been rescheduled: Kansas City, Missouri; Boston, Massachusetts; Jackson, Mississippi; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Cleveland, Ohio; and Cincinnati, Ohio. If you live in one of those cities, Kelly Rowland does not love you as much as she loves the rest of her Rowland Stones.

“Although the tour had to be rescheduled because of X Factor, I’m looking forward to bringing you guys a bigger and better show,” Rowland said in a statement to her fans. (Her fans, the Rowland Stones.) In a statement of his own, Dream said that he still plans to try to make some solo appearances in promotion of his album IV Play. Ah, well. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Especially when your cake is made of “Kelly Rowland on tour” and “Kelly Rowland on TV.” Especially when you’re a Rowland Stone. Nobody said this life would be easy.

[via WENN]

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Did You Hear?

:: Miley Cyrus enlisted Mike WiLL Made It to produce her new single “We Can’t Stop” (out June 3), and now she’s returning the favor. Cyrus is featured on Will’s forthcoming “23,” along with Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J. [2 Dope Boyz]

:: Ever wonder how things are different at SNL when Justin Timberlake preps to host as opposed to when Justin Bieber does it? Bill Hader, now a former cast-member, opened up about working with the two, and said JT shows up by himself, whereas Biebs shows up “with like 20 guys” catering to the star’s every need. [Gossip Cop]

:: When news broke that Paris Hilton had signed with Cash Money, Twitter nearly exploded. Remember, Paris has basically been a non-entity since the advent of Twitter, so tweeters were hungry for the chance to post about her in 140 characters or less. Your friends probably had some good reactions, but not as good as the ones compiled here -> [Vibe]

:: There’s an official Daft Punk racecar. While it seemed more apt to do it during their Tron soundtrack days, the French duo’s label, Columbia, is a partner with Team Lotus F1 and have designed a Daft Punk-emblazoned Formula One car. [Stereogum]

:: Scary Spice spent most of the ’90s with her mouth agape. It’s science. [BuzzFeed]

After the jump, find out which music acts you can catch on TV today.

Music On TV:

:: Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) — The So So Glos (repeat)
:: Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) — Sigur Ros
:: Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) — Dawes (repeat)
:: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (NBC) — They Might Be Giants
:: Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) — Gold Fields (repeat)
:: The Talk (CBS) – La Toya Jackson
:: Ellen DeGeneres Show (syndicated) – Grizzly Bear

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