Following up with Danish cheeseballs Aqua releasing their Greatest Hits collection stateside and unveiling the surprisingly dark video for “My Mamma Said” comes news of the foursome’s new holiday jam, “Spin Me Your Christmas.”

Thankfully it’s not a yuletide mashup with Dead Or Alive’s “You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)” or Flo Rida’s “Right Round.”  It’s simply a bonus track the band is tacking onto the re-release of their hits set in Denmark.

Clichéd lyrics aside (”Yeah, tonight’s the night everything’s gonna be alright!”), “Spin Me Your Christmas” should at least provide a little cardio pep to your holiday shopping step. Barbie would approve.

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